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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Why is Elon Musk so ugly?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

Do people really never face any hidden costs or surprises with surgeries in countries with single-payer healthcare like the NHS?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

How can we worship Shri Krishna at home? Is it enough to install an idol, or are there other rituals that are mandatory?

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How should one handle a situation where they suspect their partner of cheating, but their partner denies it and claims it is all in their head?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Scientists create a two-dimensional carbon material eight times stronger than graphene - Earth.com

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Where and how did ballet originate?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

When was the first time you suck on a penis?