What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:10

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Scientists create a two-dimensional carbon material eight times stronger than graphene - Earth.com
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
What life lesson did you learn the hard way?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Where and how did ballet originate?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...